Ralph walked into the house with a grin on his face.
“You will never guess what a bargain I just got,” he told his wife.
” I bought four polyester, steel-belted, radial wide-tread, white-walled, heavy duty tires, on sale.”
“Are you nut?” his wife said. “Why did you buy tires for? You do not have a car.”
“So,” said Ralph, “you buy brassieres, don’t you?”

Peter’s friend, Joe, was taking a night course in adult education.
“Who is Barak Obama?” he asked Peter.
“I do not know,” Peter replied.
“He is the president of USA,” said Joe.
“Now do you know who Margaret Thatcher was?”
“No,” said Peter.
“She was the prime minister of Britain,” said Joe.
“You see you should go to night school like I do.”
“Now I have a question for you,” said Peter.
“Do you know who Mic O’Sullivan is?”
“I don’t,” admitted Joe.
‘Well, said Peter, “he is the guy who is screwing your wife while you are at night school.”

Necrophiliac and Cannibalistic jokes are uncivil in SLC